A Hilarious Guide to Celebrating St. Patrick's Day

It's that time of the year again when we all pretend to be Irish for a day and drink green beer until we can't stand up straight. That's right, it's St. Patrick's Day!

Now, I know what you're thinking. "I'm not Irish, so how can I celebrate St. Patrick's Day?" Well, fear not my friend, because according to this hilarious card, you don't need to be Irish to get into the spirit of things. 

The card says "0% Irish, 100% Drunk," and let me tell you, that's a motto we can all get behind. You can find this card here. 

But if getting drunk isn't your thing, don't worry. There are plenty of other ways to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. For example, you could wear green from head to toe and pretend you're a leprechaun (bonus points for going to work dressed like that!). 

Or you could try your hand at making some traditional Irish food, like corned beef and cabbage or Irish soda bread and invite your friends over for dinner. Just don't blame us if your cooking skills aren't up to par.

If you're looking for something a little more adventurous, why not try your luck at finding a four-leaf clover? Legend has it that finding one of these elusive plants will bring you good luck. And who couldn't use a little extra luck in their life?

Of course, no St. Patrick's Day celebration would be complete without a parade. Whether you're watching one in person or on TV, there's something magical about seeing all those floats and marching bands decked out in green and gold.

So there you have it, folks. Whether you're Irish or not, there's no excuse not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. But seriously, please drink responsibly. We don't want anyone getting hurt or arrested on this festive holiday.

And just in case you don’t know, Saint Patrick’s Day is Friday, March 17, 2023 which leaves you with plenty of time to plan something fun!