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I'm Not Drunk Notepad, Personalized Novelty Gifts For Men, Funny Coworker Gift, Home Office Planner, Sober Gifts

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Hey there, fellas who've perfected the art of balancing a drink and a pen – feast your eyes on this epic notepad, custom-made for guys like you who rock the dual talents of sipping and scribbling! It's not your average notepad; it's your wingman for recording your thoughts, genius ideas, and all the stuff you've got to tackle – all while keeping your humor game strong.

Sporting the tongue-in-cheek declaration "I'm not drunk," this notepad is your blank canvas for brilliance. With a whopping 50 sheets, each boasting a generous 5.5'' x 8.5'' size, you've got ample room to capture your genius – whether it's your next big project or the unforgettable one-liner from your last escapade.

Looking for a hilarious gift? Bingo – this is the one. It's the perfect choice to surprise your drinking buddy, the life of the party, or your buddy who's a master of witty banter even after a couple of drinks. They'll get a kick out of it, for sure!

Printed on 70 lbs white paper stock, this notepad guarantees a smooth writing experience, just like a finely aged whiskey. Sturdy chipboard padding ensures it can handle your wildest notions, and the top glue binding makes flipping pages as effortless as your dance moves at the party.

So, gents, grab your favorite drink, snatch up this notepad, and let the creativity, laughter, and good times flow! Here's to epic writing, and may your pages be as lively as your spirit of fun! Cheers! 


- Size 5.5'' x 8.5''
- 50 sheets
- Printed on 70 lb white paper stock
- Padded with chipboard
- Bound with a padding compound

QUALITY. Enjoy quality notepads printed on premium 70 lb white paper stock. This notepad has 50 sheets, firmly padded with chipboard for superior durability and conveniently glued at the top for easy access and comfortable use. This notepad is 5.5'' x 8.5'' giving you plenty of space to write your message.

PERSONALIZATION. Personalize your notepad to make it truly special. Add your name, a thank you message, your favorite quote, or leave it blank. Simply provide your details in the personalization box and we'll take care of the rest.

GIFTING. This notepad is perfect for friends, children, colleagues, neighbors, and even couples or parents. Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or a spontaneous 'just because' surprise, this notepad adds a thoughtful touch to any occasion.

MULTIPURPOSE. Jot down thoughts, keep track of to-do lists, and create shopping lists effortlessly. Elevate productivity in the office, plan projects, and brainstorm ideas. At home, use them for meal planning, doodling, or as a creative journal. Capture recipes, track fitness goals, or leave heartfelt messages for loved ones. The only limit is your imagination!

DESIGN. This notepad is more than just a practical tool - it's a reflection of YOU! It features a unique design, thoughtfully crafted to mirror your personality and passions, beautifully encapsulating your individual charm and style.

Design by Claudia Owen.