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Attempting To Give A Damn Notepad, Novelty Gag Gifts for Men and Women, Cool Office Gifts Stationery Pad, Funny Gifts for Him

Original price $25 - Original price $700
Original price
$25 - $700
Current price $25

Sick of bottling up your thoughts and feelings? Let them spill onto these welcoming pages, where your ideas find their groove and your humor takes the spotlight. 

Presenting the comical phrase "Attempting to give a damn...please wait," complete with a loading bar illustration, this notepad refuses to take life too seriously. It's your personal playground for unleashing your thoughts and flaunting your wit. 

But hold your horses, it's not just about becoming a stand-up comedian; it's about spreading the laughter contagion. This notepad is the ultimate prankster's gift, whether it's for your own amusement, your crazy family, your slightly-off-kilter co-workers, or your hilarious friends. And to add a dash of pizzazz, personalize it with their names – transforming a simple gesture into a keepsake they'll treasure forever.

Printed on 70 lbs white paper stock, each page is a blank canvas for your imaginative bursts. With a chipboard backing for that extra oomph and neatly glued at the top for easy tear-offs, it's as convenient as a comedian nailing a punchline. With 50 sheets, each measuring a 5.5'' x 8.5'', you've got all the real estate you need for your sudden spurts of genius.

So why keep your humor under wraps? Let it roam free, be it your quirky musings, your funny rants, or your whimsical doodles. With this notepad, you're not just writing – you're setting the stage for a comedy show that's uniquely you!

- Size 5.5'' x 8.5''
- 50 sheets
- Printed on 70 lb white paper stock
- Padded with chipboard
- Bound with a padding compound

QUALITY. Enjoy quality notepads printed on premium 70 lb white paper stock. This notepad has 50 sheets, firmly padded with chipboard for superior durability and conveniently glued at the top for easy access and comfortable use. This notepad is 5.5'' x 8.5'' giving you plenty of space to write your message.

PERSONALIZATION. Personalize your notepad to make it truly special. Add your name, a thank you message, your favorite quote, or leave it blank. Simply provide your details in the personalization box and we'll take care of the rest.

GIFTING. This notepad is perfect for friends, children, colleagues, neighbors, and even couples or parents. Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or a spontaneous 'just because' surprise, this notepad adds a thoughtful touch to any occasion.

MULTIPURPOSE. Jot down thoughts, keep track of to-do lists, and create shopping lists effortlessly. Elevate productivity in the office, plan projects, and brainstorm ideas. At home, use them for meal planning, doodling, or as a creative journal. Capture recipes, track fitness goals, or leave heartfelt messages for loved ones. The only limit is your imagination!

DESIGN. This notepad is more than just a practical tool - it's a reflection of YOU! It features a unique design, thoughtfully crafted to mirror your personality and passions, beautifully encapsulating your individual charm and style.

Design by Claudia Owen.