Freelance Sperm Donor Funny Thank You Note Cards, Funny Fathers Day Card with Envelopes, Gag Gift For Men, Humorous Card
Get ready to bring laughter and raise eyebrows with this hilarious and cheeky note card! Celebrate the unsung heroes of life creation with a touch of playful humor. Featuring your name followed by the uproarious job title of "Freelance Sperm Donor" and accompanied by four whimsical sperm illustrations, this card is bound to be a conversation starter!
Designed as the perfect gag gift, this note card pays homage to the brave souls who embrace one of the oldest unofficial professions in the world. It's a lighthearted and unique way to acknowledge their extraordinary contribution and bring a smile to their face.
But wait, there's more! Personalize the card with the recipient's name and unleash your creativity by customizing the job title to match their unique personality. From "Sperm Strategist", “Sperm Connoisseur”, “Sperm Harvesting Specialist” to "Seed Dispensing Extraordinaire," the options for hilarious titles are endless! Let your imagination run wild and create a truly memorable and laughter-inducing card.
Crafted on high-quality cardstock, these notecards not only guarantee durability but also boast a stylish and premium feel. They're built to withstand laughter-filled moments and be cherished as a quirky keepsake.
PERSONALIZATION IDEAS
This card can be personalized with:
- Thank you
- Your name
- You can leave it blank (no text at all)
- Your favourite quote
- Or any other text. Just get creative!
DETAILS
- Cards are flat (not folded)
- The cards are 5.5'' x 4.25'' (A2 size)
- Printed double-sided (design on the front and the back of the card)
- Printed on heavy-weight white matte card stock
- You can request other colors
QUALITY. Enjoy premium quality note cards made with heavyweight 120lb white matte card stock that is durable and has a beautiful design printed on the front and back of the card. Each set comes with 10 flat cards that are 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2 size), giving you plenty of space to write your message.
ENVELOPES. Choose from a variety of premium quality envelope colors that match your style and preference, making each note card set unique to you.
PERSONALIZATION. Personalize your note cards to make them truly special. Add your name, a thank you message, your favorite quote, or leave them blank. Simply provide your details in the personalization box and we'll take care of the rest.
RETURN ADDRESS PRINTING. Take the hassle out of addressing your envelopes by adding return address printing. The black ink printing on the envelope flap will match the font and style of your personalized note cards, giving your entire set a cohesive look.
SHIPPING. Get your personalized note cards quickly with our fast turnaround time. Most orders are shipped within 2 business days, and you can upgrade to priority mail shipping at checkout for 2-3 day transit time after the order ships. With regular mail shipping, you can expect to receive your order within 2 to 5 days. We carefully package each order for safe arrival, so you can enjoy your personalized note cards as soon as possible.
Card design by Claudia Owen.